Pig that I am...

Seriously, I started eating at 11:45 and I finished in like 8 minutes. I had a salad and a huge gyro to eat. I'm a big fat freakin' pig... And I shouldn't bother wearing make-up from my nose down to my chin since I just wipe it all away in my slobbish hurry to eat!!!

Why...

Sufferin' Kenny!!! I just shoveled a 2oz bag of crunchy Cheetos in my mouth! Why did I do that? I'm already pretty chunky and today is Gyro day in the cafeteria at work... No wonder I'm chunky...

Ugh...

I went home to get the mouth clean and pick up my phone. I HATE leaving the girls!!! I don't know how a mom to human babies does it. Leaving my dogs is the worst thing in the world. Both Shane and I look forward everyday to going home and cuddling with our pups, that is the best part of my day. Even when Zoey makes me insane and angry as hell, I still love cuddling with her and Xena, that truly is the best.

What a Friday!

So, I'm getting ready this morning thinking about some things I need to get done, I get dressed for work, let the dog out, feed her and tell everyone bye for the day. Normal morning, just a bit later then I've been aiming for. I have issues actually getting onto the friggin' highway, seems an old as dirt Honda station wagon was jealous of my beautiful SUV (she gets that a lot) and wasn't letting me on the highway, kept closing the gap between their car and one in front of me, luckily the car in front wanted to exit and I was able to speed up (love my V8) and get in front of the station wagon. Any who, as I'm driving along listening to the radio and start to notice something off about my mouth, I rub my tongue all around my teeth only to discover - I completely forgot to brush my teeth!!! So I dug around and found some gum, I figured I had a toothbrush in my desk and some toothpaste (that stuff doesn't expire does it?), so I was cool chomping on gum until I got my mouth cleaned. But then I start getting my stuff together to get out of the truck and head into the office when I discover I've left my phone and Flip at the house. Awesome. So I decided to come into work, let traffic die down a bit, log in, get my out of office turned off, write my blog entry, and then I will head back to the house for teeth brushing, phone/Flip getting and then come back to start my day officially. Really, this is Friday???

Cuddles

I have a sleeping puppy in my lap. Earlier when I was painting I could hear her whining but couldn't figure out what was wrong. When I moved the ladder around a corner, I could see into our bedroom, she was curled up on our bed whining because she was all alone and no one was paying any attention to her. The second I sat down to upload some pics from my camera she curled up with her head in my lap. I love my puppies, they make the hard days so much better.

Sadness...

As I was getting ready to put my knitting away for the night I noticed something wrong with my most favorite tote in all the world.

Seriously, I love this bag and I've had it for almost 3 years. It's perfect for knitting because it has no edges on the inside to snag anything and it's the perfect size and I could go on and on. Then I took a look at the other corners...

It's not just for knitting, I use to use it for everything. Before Shane bought his house I use to use it for toiletries for stay overs, I would take it on trips for books or snacks or water. I just love this bag so much. Oh, and D&B stopped selling this size tote. Awesome...

New Addiction

So, I'm cleaning off my DVR (AT&T U-Verse!!) and started watching some of the shows I've been taping since last fall/end of summertime. I have a new ADDICTION - Whatever, Martha! - LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

The most funniest best segment so far is from "Kids' Camp Survival Kit" episode and the segment is called "Alternative Pets" - the funniest, laugh until you cry, pee on yourself was when a Sugar Glider leaped and landed dead center on - get this - Martha's face! She was a bit perturbed with Mark (something or other), her animal guy, but then the Sugar Glider did another leap for Martha's face. I had to rewind it a few times because it was so stinkin' hilarious!

Ok, don't get me wrong, when I was younger and Martha Stewart was "new in town" I wanted to grow up and be Martha. In fact, one year for Christmas, my grandmother gave me a round tin with sewing notions in it and she said it was my Martha Starter Kit.

I want to be BFF with Jennifer and Alexis, I think I'm a bit like Alexis, only I'm the poor man's Alexis. Everyone knows I'm sarcastic and "brutally honest". However, Alexis is 10' tall and not an ounce of fat on her with a wardrobe to die for. Seriously, think a thoroughbred chestnut race horse. Gorgeous! Jennifer is a beautiful girl & f'ing hilarious and I love how she makes things Martha says into something very dirty just with a look or a laugh. I really want to hang out with these girls and absorb their wittiness and just learn how to be as cool as they are. I love that Jennifer just puts herself out there and takes Alexis' abuse, but Alexis does have a softer side which sneaks out at times.

Another stinkin' hilarious segment was during the episode "Making Memories" when balloon hats are involved - yet another laughter that leads to crying. Lucky for me, I've had about 8 months worth of shows to watch, but once they run out I'll have to let them build back up so I can have another marathon of Whatever, Martha!

Watch it - It's a Good Thing!