So, I'm cleaning off my DVR (AT&T U-Verse!!) and started watching some of the shows I've been taping since last fall/end of summertime. I have a new ADDICTION - Whatever, Martha! - LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!
The most funniest best segment so far is from "Kids' Camp Survival Kit" episode and the segment is called "Alternative Pets" - the funniest, laugh until you cry, pee on yourself was when a Sugar Glider leaped and landed dead center on - get this - Martha's face! She was a bit perturbed with Mark (something or other), her animal guy, but then the Sugar Glider did another leap for Martha's face. I had to rewind it a few times because it was so stinkin' hilarious!
Ok, don't get me wrong, when I was younger and Martha Stewart was "new in town" I wanted to grow up and be Martha. In fact, one year for Christmas, my grandmother gave me a round tin with sewing notions in it and she said it was my Martha Starter Kit.
I want to be BFF with Jennifer and Alexis, I think I'm a bit like Alexis, only I'm the poor man's Alexis. Everyone knows I'm sarcastic and "brutally honest". However, Alexis is 10' tall and not an ounce of fat on her with a wardrobe to die for. Seriously, think a thoroughbred chestnut race horse. Gorgeous! Jennifer is a beautiful girl & f'ing hilarious and I love how she makes things Martha says into something very dirty just with a look or a laugh. I really want to hang out with these girls and absorb their wittiness and just learn how to be as cool as they are. I love that Jennifer just puts herself out there and takes Alexis' abuse, but Alexis does have a softer side which sneaks out at times.
Another stinkin' hilarious segment was during the episode "Making Memories" when balloon hats are involved - yet another laughter that leads to crying. Lucky for me, I've had about 8 months worth of shows to watch, but once they run out I'll have to let them build back up so I can have another marathon of Whatever, Martha!
Watch it - It's a Good Thing!
