What a Friday!

So, I'm getting ready this morning thinking about some things I need to get done, I get dressed for work, let the dog out, feed her and tell everyone bye for the day. Normal morning, just a bit later then I've been aiming for. I have issues actually getting onto the friggin' highway, seems an old as dirt Honda station wagon was jealous of my beautiful SUV (she gets that a lot) and wasn't letting me on the highway, kept closing the gap between their car and one in front of me, luckily the car in front wanted to exit and I was able to speed up (love my V8) and get in front of the station wagon. Any who, as I'm driving along listening to the radio and start to notice something off about my mouth, I rub my tongue all around my teeth only to discover - I completely forgot to brush my teeth!!! So I dug around and found some gum, I figured I had a toothbrush in my desk and some toothpaste (that stuff doesn't expire does it?), so I was cool chomping on gum until I got my mouth cleaned. But then I start getting my stuff together to get out of the truck and head into the office when I discover I've left my phone and Flip at the house. Awesome. So I decided to come into work, let traffic die down a bit, log in, get my out of office turned off, write my blog entry, and then I will head back to the house for teeth brushing, phone/Flip getting and then come back to start my day officially. Really, this is Friday???