I could puke right now and be happy. I ate way too much at lunch. Instead of eating just 1 gyro and a side salad, I ordered 2 gyros and skipped the side salad. I'm such a friggin' pig. I complain about being 20 (in my mind 30) pounds overweight and try to watch what I eat. Then I get tempted by something like a gyro and PIG OUT! It wasn't even like they were good authentic gyros, they were from the company cafeteria for crying out loud. I should have left off the pitas and just had the meat and sauce (you know the yogurt/cucumber sauce - just can't spell it and don't feel like googling it). Maybe then I wouldn't feel food at the back of my throat trying to get out of my body. Seriously, I may need to go to the bathroom and just see if I puke. Would that mean I have an eating disorder?!
I'm suppose to go to a spray tan party tonight. Now I get to be seen 90% naked by a bunch of females (minus 2) that I don't even know. I bet I'll be the fattest one there too. UGH!!! Why do I do this crap to myself?!?!
